How To Buy a Ninja

Why does putting chunky veg on dog food make it that much more fancy?

The best part of having human feelings is making fun of them.

Oh no, expressing F  E  E  L  I  N  G  S in artistic form. Urgh, get away young Alex, go write more terrible angsty letters to yourself.

Have to say, the first panel did very well to type that with his elbows. My attempt is in the hover-text, and its not very good.